Fruits are a delicious recipe for wordplay. While you are at the dining table or on that fruit picnic, read the room, make sure it is ripe for some fun, then throw these puns around. Humor is an awesome ingredient for sweet moments. Fruits, friends, family, laughter, pun. Let’s dig in to find the juice! Have a fruitful time!

Tutti-Frutti

• What do you call an apple who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity!
• How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill!
• What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s!
• Why did the apple go to school? To become a smart apple!
• What did the apple say to the orange? You’re a-peel-ing!
• What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
• Why was the apple so lonely? Because it couldn’t find its pear.
• Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
• What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!
• What do you call a banana that’s been sunbathing? A hot potato!
• How do you make a banana split? Tell it a joke!
• Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling!
• What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? The splits!
• What’s the best way to catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana!
• Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel!
• What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.
• Why do blueberries go with figs? Because they can’t  find dates!
• What do you get when you cross a strawberry with a wolf? A strawberry howler!
• What fixes a broken strawberry? A berry patch!
• What’s a lemon’s favorite dance? The twist!
• Why was the lemon feeling sour? Because it lost its zest for life!
• What do you call a sad lime? A sourpuss!
• How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
• What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A sour puss!

Pulp Action

• How do you fix a broken lemon? With lemon-aid!
• What’s an orange’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction!
• Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
• Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
• How do you make a mango shake? Take it to a scary movie!
• What’s a coconut’s favorite holiday? Christmuss!
• What do you call a pineapple that’s been sunbathing? A tropical delight!
• What’s a mango’s favorite dance? Tango!
• How do you catch a coconut? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
• Why did the pineapple go to the party? It was the apple of everyone’s eye!
• What do you call a coconut that’s been working out? A coco-nut!
• Next time you’re enjoying a fruit salad, remember to share some of these fruity puns with your friends and family.