When it comes to light-hearted Dad jokes, there are three camps. One group cringes at them and hopes they end immediately. A second group hides their laughs, knowing the jokes are ridiculous but kinda comical. Then, there’s the third group, who is falling all over the floor, cracking themselves up at every pun they can come up with and wheezing at the ones they heard elsewhere. At your next work pizza party, family get-together or girls’ night with friends, try out these 70 pizza puns. Not only will they add an extra layer of entertainment on top of the deliciousness inside of those cardboard boxes. They’ll also let you know which food pun group all of your guests are in.

For Your Veggie-Friendly Pizza Guests

1. What’s a vegetarian pizza’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Beet-lievin’!”
2. Why did the bell pepper feel left out of the vegetarian pizza? Because it wasn’t jalapeño business!
3. What do you call a vegetarian pizza that’s always running late? A procrastinaterian pizza!
4. Why did the mushroom always get invited to the vegetarian pizza parties? Because he’s a fungi!
5. Why was the vegetarian pizza so good at making people laugh? It had a great sense of hummus!
6. What did the vegetarian pizza say to the salad? Lettuce join forces!
7. What do you call a vegetarian pizza with a sunburn? Roasted Veggie!
8. Why did the cauliflower pizza go to the gym? To get buff-alo.
9. What did the vegetarian pizza say to the meat lovers pizza? We just “knead” to agree to disagree!
10. What did the vegetarian pizza say to diffuse a fight? “I don’t want any beef.”

For Your Meat Lovers Pizza Guests

1. What did the sausage pizza say to the pepperoni? “I really a-dough you!”
2. What do Homer Simpson and sausage pizza have in common? Doh.
3. That’s a-pepper-ONLY thing you can’t understand!
4. “You really meat a lot to me!”
5. Why don’t we make like a pepperoni pizza and roll?
6. I relish the time we spent together, said the pickle to the pepperoni.
7. What’s a sausage pizza’s favorite musical? Grease!
8. Keep your friends close, but your pepperonis closer.
9. Why was the pepperoni such a good comedian? Because it was always going ham!
10. What did the pizza say about not finishing the race? “I’m too tired, sausage a long day.”

For Your Money-Maker Pizza Guests

1. I used to be a pizza baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Why did the attorney refuse to defend the pizza chef? Because he had too many “dough-mestic” disputes!
3. What do you call a pizza that loves math? A smart pizza-pie-tarian!
4. What did the pizza say when it won the lottery? “I’m going to Margherita!”
5. Why did the pepperoni go to law school? To become a pizza history!
6. Why was the pizzeria owner a great investor? It knew how to make some dough.
7. Why was cheese pizza always the better negotiator? It always knew the next “moo-ve.”
8. Why did the pizza delivery guy refuse a tip in coins? It didn’t make enough cents.
9. Why did the sausage pizza argue with the web server? Somebody stole its links!
10. How does a sausage pay its bills? Chuck-change!

For Your Single-and-Ready-to-Mingle Pizza Guests

1. Why did the pizza blush? It saw the delivery guy, and it was love at first slice!
2. Why did the bell pepper choose a date at the art exhibit? Because it wanted to get a pizza the action.
3. You will always have a pizza my hut.
4. Why did the pizza break up with the tomato? Because it found someone more a-peeling!
5. Why did the pizza break up with its partner? Because it couldn’t find “mush-room” for anyone else in its life!
6. What did the pizza say to the tomato? I love you from your head to your tomatoes!
7. What did the vegetarian pizza say to the cheese lover? “You’re not gouda for me!”
8. What did one pizza box say to the other? “I think we should start seeing other toppings!”
9. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date? “I never sausage a beautiful face.”
10. What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.

For Your Shade-Throwing Guests

1. What do you call a fake pizza? A pepper-phony pizza.
2. What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough.
3. What did the pepperoni say to the chef? “You wanna pizza me?”
4. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza? Little Sneezers.
5. Did you hear about the pizza delivery girl who got into an accident? She pasta way.
6. Really, it’s the yeast you can do.
7. You’re a real pizza-work.
8. You can be here today and gone tomato.
9. Why did the pepperoni turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. Like pepperoni, she’s full of sliced baloney.

For Your Wordsmith Guests

1. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one? The delivery.
2. Did you hear what happened to the wood-fired pizza? She can’t get a job now.
3. What did the Dalai Lama say when he walked into a pizza parlor? “Make me one with everything.”
4. I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?” “No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
5. Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the takeout pizza order? They ran out of thyme.
6. What do you call a sleeping pizza? Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.
7. What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help? “I cannoli do so much.”
8. I have been trying to write a new pizza joke, but I can’t work out the delivery.
9. Why don’t pizza jokes ever get old? Because they’re always fresh out of the oven!
10. What did the tomato pizza say when the cheese pizza got a new crust? Looks grate!

For Your Pun-Loving Pizza Guests

1. What do you call a pizza that’s been left on the counter too long? A pun-gent pie!
2. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
3. Why did the tomato turn down the invitation to the pizza party? Because it didn’t want to get sauced!
4. Why was the supreme pizza so confident? It knew it could “top” any other pizza!
5. What do you call a vegetarian pizza that’s been on a diet? Thin crust!
6. What did the pizza say when asked if she wanted extra cheese? “I’m gouda without it!”
7. What is a pizza’s favorite type of music? Wrap!
8. What do you call a vegetarian pizza that has mastered meditation? A zen-za!
9. What do you call a vegetarian pizza that has eaten too much? Stuffed crust!
10. What do you call a pizza that tells jokes? A pun-za!

Did your guests enjoy the pizza puns? Spread the word, and don’t be stingy with the pizza either.