Gearing up for Christmas means getting ready to celebrate, whether that is with family, friends, co-workers or others. The office holiday party or family get-together invitations are likely rolling in by now. This means most of your focus is probably on getting gifts and putting up decorations right now. However, have you thought about what you want to say to your boss at a party or how to keep the conversation with the family light-hearted? This list of Christmas jokes that you can share over the table is perfect for any audience you happen to have in front of you.

If you happen to be hosting this year’s festivities, consider adding something cute or fun to your holiday cards or Christmas party invites. These jokes will certainly help there as well and get a good chuckle or even a jolly laugh. Want to to go the extra mile this year? Try personalizing each card or invitation so it has its own joke to make them even more special.

These Christmas jokes are great even if you just need a chuckle or know someone else who does around this time of the year. Send one of these jokes to a “grumpy” friend or family member of yours and present it like a joke-advent calendar. That may be just the thing they need in their life right now to turn this time of season into something joyous for them.

With that being said, here are some Christmas jokes for all occasions.

Christmas Jokes for the Whole Family

• What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
• Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
• How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle!”
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
• What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
• Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing?It kept dropping its needles!
• How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited? He keeps a log!
• What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
• Why did the ornament go to school? Because it wanted to be a little “brighter!”
• What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!

Sleigh the Whole Family With Laughter

• What do you call Santa when he’s broke? Saint Nickel-less!
• Why was the turkey at the Christmas party so terrible at music? It had no drumsticks!
• What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A real “knee-slapper!”
• How do you know if Santa is a good race car driver? He always stays in the pole position!
• What did one Christmas tree say to the other? “I’m really pining for you!”
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
• How does a snowman get to work? By riding an “ice-icle!”
• What’s Santa’s primary language? North Polish!
• What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
• Why was the math book sad at Christmas? Because it had too many problems!

Christmas Puns That Are Perfect for the Office Party

• Christmas always takes the cake… or at yeast, the gingerbread!
• Have a “punny” Christmas and a happy new ear!
• Why is the Christmas alphabet wrong? Because it has “No-L” in it!
• The best Christmas tree is the one that’s tree-mendous!
• This holiday season, I’m feeling “elf”-ish!
• Did Rudolph go to school? No, he was elf-taught!
• Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf”-esteem!

Show Your Boss Your Holiday Spirit

• What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
• Santa’s sleigh must be driven by “rein” carnation!
• What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!
• Are Christmas trees bad at sewing? No, they’re just a little “knotty!”
• Can February March? No, but April May!
• The North Pole is always on top of things… and covered in snow!
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
• What did one ornament say to another? “I like hanging with you!”

Christmas Dad Jokes

• Why was the turkey at the Christmas dinner party such a great musician? Because it had the drumsticks!
• What do you call a snowman who throws fantastic parties? The coolest host around!
• Why was the snowman so popular? Because he was cool and everyone wanted to chill with him!
• How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his “calen-deer”!
• Why do Christmas trees like knitting? Because they always have plenty of “needles”!
• Why did Santa’s reindeer get into trouble? They were “hoofing” around!
• What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
• Why did the elf go to school? To learn his elf-abet!
• What’s a snowman’s favorite game to play at Christmas? “Freeze-tag”!
• Why was the dad so good at wrapping presents? He had a “gift” for it!

These Jokes Are Corny Christmas Fun

• Why did the dad bring a bell to the Christmas parade? He wanted to ring in the festive spirit!
• What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
• Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble? It was knotty!
• What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol? “Silent Night,” because it means the kids are finally asleep!
• How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents!
• Why did Santa’s reindeer cross the road? To prove they weren’t chicken!
• What did the swans of swimming do when the geese of laying flew at them? Duck!
• Why can’t Christmas trees answer a question? They’re stumped!
• What do you get if you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosty the Dough-man!
• How does Santa take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!

Jokes About Santa Claus

• What’s Santa’s favorite type of potato? Crisp Pringles!
• What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
• Why did Santa learn in college? “Clause” and effect!!
• What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is still burning? Krisp Kringle!
• Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
• What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when it was cloudy outside? Looks like rain, dear!
• Why was Santa’s helper always cold? He worked in Santa’s “brrr-igade”!
• Why did Santa start gardening? Because he needed to hoe, hoe, hoe!
• What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? “Rude”-olph!
• How does Santa keep his suit so fresh? He uses Claus-tarch!
• What’s Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemis-tree!

Flirty Christmas Jokes

• Are you a Christmas ornament? Because you make everything merry and bright!
• Are you made of tinsel? Because you’ve got me all wrapped up!
• Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you make my heart go jingle all the way!
• If you were a Christmas present, you’d be the one everyone wants to unwrap!
• Are you a snowflake? Because you’ve one of a kind!
• I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
• Is your name Carol? Because I could listen to you all night long!
• Are you the North Star? Because you light up my world like no one else!
• Are you a Christmas angel? Because you’ve got heavenly beauty!
• If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard!

Tell Your Crush “All I Want for Christmas Is You”

• Are you Santa? Because you’ve got presents I want to unwrap!
• Is your name Frosty? Because you’ve melted my heart!
• Are you a mistletoe? Because you make me want to pucker up!
• Are you a reindeer? Because you sleigh me!
• Is your name Yule Log? Because you light my fire!
• Are you a Christmas candle? Because you’re burning hot!
• Are you a Christmas elf? Because you make everything seem magical!
• Is your name Sugar Plum? Because you’re the sweetest thing about the holidays!
• Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
• Are you the star on top of the tree? Because you shine the brightest!